Friday, February 13, 2009

Longest Fingernails Lost in a Car Accident

Oh. My. God.
A Salt Lake woman holding the current Guinness Book record for the longest fingernails survived being ejected from a vehicle after an accident involving four cars on Tuesday but her record-setting nails were broken off during the incident, according to the Salt Lake County Sheriff's Office. - From the Deseret News

I have a few question for this woman, who hadn't cut her nails since 1979....

1. Why?
2. How do you wipe your butt?
3. How much does a manicure cost you?
4. How do you take your clothes on and off?
5. How do you scratch an itch?
6. Do you have a chauffeur? Clearly you can't drive...
7. I heard you are a devoted mom and grandma -- how do you change a diaper? Give a kid a bath? Not scare them to death with your crazy claws?

Check out the news story here...and if you have some time browse the comments section. There are currently 66 of them to laugh over.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

how do we get ahold of this woman to ask her these questions?! and more importantly, why haven't i seen her on a tlc special... or a nova wildlife edition.